Plastic bottles are killing the earth.
15 penguins die a day because of our drinking from plastic bottles.*
But now you can carry water like a soldier in WWII.
And with this handy unit, I can carry everything I need—my iPhone and life sustaining water.
(Personally, I think this is brilliant.)
* Completely unfounded research. We don't know that plastic bottle use doesn't kill 15 penguins a day.